Pet Peeves

• Smug cities (e.g., Austin, New York, and San Francisco — “We’re so cool.”)

• SUVs (“We’re more important than you; get out of our way.”)

• Tailgaters (usually SUVs)

• Tailgaters with their brights on

• Canned music

• Contemporary jazz — canned or live — in a restaurant

• The demise of dress codes in most expensive restaurants

• Squealing babies and noisy children in any restaurant that doesn’t have drive-through service

• Baggy clothing, skimpy clothing, and piercings

• Conversational filler: like, you know

• Driving while talking on a cell phone

• Talking on a cell phone in the presence of a captive audience (e.g., in a waiting room, airport lounge, or airplane)

• Playing a car stereo so loudly that it can be heard in the next car, if not a block away

• Failing to say “thank you” when someone holds a door open for you

• TVs that are always on

• Most of what’s on TV

• Most of what’s on radio

• Most of what’s in movies

• Most of what’s called music

• Most of the 20th century and all of the 21st century thus far