Less poetic than the first edition, but perhaps worth a chuckle or two.
Geezer’s trousers – High rise
Chain gang – Con job
Antics in the attic – High jinks
Raging rabbits – Cross hares
Rome vs. Carthage – Punic attacks
Sicilian swine – Guinea pig
French film — Subtitled subtlety
Champagne flight – Altitude adjuster
Leftist logic – Null set
Stranger in a strange Land – Hollywood conservative
Inventory upgrade – Stock exchange
Politician’s memoir – Historical fiction
Anthropogenic global warming – Science fiction
Politics and Prosperity 