You read it here first — I think. I have dubbed the Democrat Party the Eeyore Party because it’s the party of doubt and pessimism. As it says at a Winnie-the-Pooh site:
Eeyore [is] a very gloomy, blue-gray donkey….
I like the new political color-coding scheme that has become the norm since the 2000 election. That is, Red States are Republican and Blue States are Democrat. It sure beats the old scheme, in which the incumbent party was Blue and the challenging party was Red. That’s too hard to keep up with.
Think about recent history. In the election of 1976, Republicans were Blue and Democrats were Red. But because Carter was elected in 1976, the color scheme for the 1980 election had Republicans as Red and Democrats as Blue. Then Reagan was elected, so the color scheme for the 1984 election had Republicans as Blue and Democrats as Red. It stayed that way until the 1996 and 2000 elections, when Republicans were Red and Democrats were Blue. It should have changed after the 2000 election, but most political analysts — wisely — decided to stick with the Republican-Red and Democrat-Blue theme.
It’s a more fitting color scheme, anyway. Republicans are the party of positive thinking — as in “We won’t stand for any more of this crap; we’re coming to get you. We’re not slowing down our economy just because some pseudo-scientists mistakenly think that global warming is a bad thing caused by humans.” Red — an aggressive color — is definitely Republican.
Democrats are the party of doubt and pessimism. Blue suits the Eeyore Party.
I’ve read only one of Tom Wolfe’s novels — A Man in Full — which I found overblown and overpraised. But I forgave Mr. Wolfe my disappointment in his writing when I read this:
“Here is an example of the situation in America,” [Wolfe] says: “Tina Brown wrote in her column that she was at a dinner where a group of media heavyweights were discussing, during dessert, what they could do to stop Bush. Then a waiter announces that he is from the suburbs, and will vote for Bush. And … Tina’s reaction is: ‘How can we persuade these people not to vote for Bush?’ I draw the opposite lesson: that Tina and her circle in the media do not have a clue about the rest of the United States. You are considered twisted and retarded if you support Bush in this election. I have never come across a candidate who is so reviled. Reagan was sniggered it, but this is personal, real hatred.
“Indeed, I was at a similar dinner, listening to the same conversation, and said: ‘If all else fails, you can vote for Bush.’ People looked at me as if I had just said: ‘Oh, I forgot to tell you, I am a child molester.’ I would vote for Bush if for no other reason than to be at the airport waving off all the people who say they are going to London if he wins again. Someone has got to stay behind.”…
You tell ’em, Tom.
A young man from Oz posted a rather bizarre comment on a blog that I read daily. That led me to the young man’s blog, where I found this:
This is my thoughts on Writing and Politics. This blog also includes reviews on movies, albums etc and my general thoughts….
Hi my name is B******* S****, I’m and 18 year old from Sydney Australia. There are basically two sides to me, writing and politics. I write horror, thriller and poetry, and it usually contains some sort of inner meaning about life or humanity. With politics, I am a passionate left-wing blogger, that promotes treating everyone with respect and compassion….
…[T]here are so many pro-Bush blogs out there backing Bush up, but even bloggers on the civil rights/anti-bush side, we seem to be inherantly biased. Though I think the difference is, although we are biased, I speak the truth. My biased opinion is not wrong because it is biased, I have gained my opinion from the truth. Bush bloggers have an opinion, however racist, but it is based on lies. Bush lied to the world when he said Iraq had weapons of mass destruction. He lied when he said he would do anything to capture Saddam Hussein. Bush bloggers are just puppets to the Fox new channel….
Even those among you who sometimes wrestle with spelling, punctuation, grammar, syntax, and logic can see the errors in those three quotations. Do those errors mean that the young man is stupid? Not necessarily, though his IQ is almost certainly quite a bit lower than George Bush’s — a fact that the young man probably doesn’t like to admit. Does the third quotation mean that he is a confirmed left-wing bigot? Not necessarily; he may simply be going through a “rebellious phase” that’s common in young adults.
But I lost my tolerance for the young man’s mental deficit and youthful foibles when I read a post in which he enthuses about bin Laden’s latest message:
…He [bin Laden] then told of his inspiration for the September 11 attacks saying “As I watched the destroyed towers in Lebanon, it occurred to me to punish the unjust the same way … to destroy towers in America so that it can taste some of what we are tasting and to stop killing our children and women,” He was referring to an Israeli attack on towers in Lebanon that the US was accused of supporting. Maybe people will realise terrorism is running both ways.
Oops, I gave away the young man’s identity. How “stupid” of me.
The Last Amazon corrects Osama bin Laden Moore’s rewriting of history, with a vengeance. Here’s where she starts:
In Osama bin Laden’s latest video release he said something that piqued my interest. He stated that is was the behaviour of the American 6th Fleet in Lebanon in 1982 that inspired him to attack Americans. I could have sworn that originally Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda declared war against America because American infidel soldiers were being based in Saudi Arabia and polluting the sacred soil, but hey, never let it be said that I cannot go with the flow.
She then rips into bin Laden Moore’s fabrication, at length, leaving his story in tatters. Read the whole thing.
Lambert at corrente opines:
If OBL says 9/11 and Iraq have nothing to do with each other, and Kerry says 9/11 and Iraq have nothing to do with each other… That makes OBL and Kerry moral equivalents, right?
No, it simply shows that Lambert is stupid if not duplicitous. Osama admitted responsibility for 9/11 (no news there), but he didn’t say that it happened without help from others.
Nor does the case for regime change in Iraq hinge on Iraq’s degree of involvement in 9/11. The invasion of Iraq was — and is — a means of removing an avowed enemy of the U.S. and gaining a base in the Middle East. If Bush wins re-election, watch the dominos fall in Syria and Iran — both of which are assuredly sponsors of terrorism.
P.S.
It’s obvious that Osama favors a Kerry victory. Why else would he go to such lengths to try to discredit Bush and remind American voters that the “choice” is ours?
Does that equate Osama and the American left? It would by the left’s vilely strident, anti-war, anti-Bush rhetoric. But I won’t stoop to the left’s level of illogic. I’ll say only that some on the left sympathize with Osama’s ends and means because they’re essentially acting out a form of adolescent rebellion.
In the newly released videotape bin Laden also says (via Drudge):
[W]e never thought that the high commander of the US armies would leave 50 thousand of his citizens in both towers to face the horrors by themselves when they most needed him because it seemed to distract his attention from listening to the girl telling him about her goat butting was more important than paying attention to airplanes butting the towers which gave us three times the time to execute the operation thank god.
What was Bush supposed to do, don his Superman outfit, fly instantly to Metropolis, and perch all 50,000 (?) citizens on his shoulders? Or was he supposed to start barking orders left and right, without detailed knowledge of events on the ground and in the air? By the time he had learned all there was to know, it would have been too late to start giving orders.
In this country, we don’t wait for Allah or Premier Stalin to tell us what to do. We rely on free individuals and institutions to do the best they can do with the resources at their disposal.* That concept seems to be beyond the ken of religious and irreligious fanatics like bin Laden and Moore.
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* If the FAA and armed forces of the United States were less prepared for 9/11 than they might have been, the blame rests with Clinton as much as anyone. What was he doing on the morning of 9/11, and with whom was he doing it?
An article at Wired News asks “Dems, GOP: Who’s Got the Brains?” The gist of the article, if you read it closely, is that Dems tend to be more emotional than Republicans. As for who’s smarter, I answered that question when I wrote “The Right Is Smarter Than the Left.”
Regarding the purportedly confusing Ohio absentee ballots, Eugene Volokh says:
…I think well-designed ballots should be understandable even by people of below average intelligence — there are quite a few voters like that, and one doesn’t want them to be confused, either. More to the point, ballots should be understandable by people who are intelligent but who are distracted, or who don’t invest much time in following directions closely….
Why should we tailor ballots to fit the needs of those who are stupid or distracted? If you’re too dumb or distracted to understand a ballot, you shouldn’t be voting. The loss of liberty can be traced to too much democracy (see here and here). Complex ballots might be an antidote for excessive democracy.

THK sez:
The perpetration of certain myths that diplomacy and alliances are a sign of weakness is Neanderthal. I never heard of teaching a child to make enemies so they can get along in the playground.
And I never heard of teaching a child to believe that someone who lies to him or betrays his trust is an ally. But I didn’t have the advantage of Ms. H-K’s “liberal” education.
I read an online excerpt of Cornel West’s Democracy Matters several weeks ago, but I decided not to blog about it because I didn’t know where to begin. It is simply one of the worst pseudo-intellectual excretions I’ve ever stumbled into. Luckily, Will Wilksinson was willing to hold his nose long enough to deal with West’s waste, in an essay at Tech Central Station). Here’s a sample of Wilkinson’s take:
…A fellow professor once quipped: “Cornel’s work tends to be 1,000 miles wide and about two inches deep.” In a new book, Democracy Matters,…West promises to examine a triple threat to democracy: “free-market fundamentalism,” “aggressive militarism,” and “escalating authoritarianism.” Despite the occasional insight and illuminating connection, mostly we observe Professor West in his thousand-mile pool, out of his depth, gurgling in dropped names like a baby face-down in a puddle….
…Despite West’s intellectual posturing, Democracy Matters is a prime example of the quasi-intellectualism of the far left, a triumph of moralizing, name-dropping rhetoric over argument. West’s wide-ranging erudition is impressive, but nowhere provides a curious but skeptical reader with a reason to believe that the market does in fact have this kind of distorting effect on our minds, or a corrosive effect on democracy as it is less tendentiously understood. West engages no advocates of the free market, nor does he even deign to knock down straw men. Overestimating the world-making powers of language, West simply slaps negative labels on his opponents and declares victory. The choir is no doubt delighted.
That’s more than enough of Cornel West.
Donald Luskin (The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid) really, really, really, dislikes Paul Krugman. Luskin responds to a reader who takes him to task for making an issue of Krugman’s shortcoming in the vertical dimension:
…Reader Vivek Rao asks, ” I’m on your side — the side of free enterprise — and try to help in the fight against Krugmanism. But I think that mocking his height is overly personal and detracts from your site. We dislike him because he’s a nasty, dishonest, socialist — not because he’s short. Right?” Fair question, and the answer is “yes.” I don’t dislike Krugman because he is short. But I do dislike him for more reasons than just that he is a nasty, dishonest, socialist (though I admit he is certainly all those things). Another reason I dislike him is his haughty, arrogant pose of infallibility — the snotty, condescending, know-it-all tone he assumes when he writes from the august pages of America’s newspaper of record. I do not intend to ever grant him the authoritativeness he pretends to have, or accord him any respect at all based on his pedigree or position. One way I can puncture his pedigree and position is to constantly show that this man is not the titan he pretends to be. As anyone knows who has seen him on television or in person, he is a short, pudgy, whiny, stuttering, shifty-eyed, ill-groomed, gray little homunculus. Keep that in mind when you read his New York Times columns — it puts everything in perspective. Am I stooping to name-calling? If I am, too bad. The emperor has no clothes, and I intend to keep calling him naked.
Saying that Luskin really, really, really dislikes Krugman is an understatement. It would be more accurate to say that Luskin loathes Krugman — and I empathize with Luskin. Krugman is a lying rabble-rouser of the first order. His presence on the op-ed pages of the Times speaks volumes about the prevailing mentality and standards of that once-great newspaper.
In an op-ed at Yahoo! News, William F. Buckley Jr. says:
LONG LIVE OIL
Thu Oct 14,12:05 AM ET
By William F. Buckley Jr.
Teresa Heinz Kerry’s reference to “greed for oil” can be passed over, and is being passed over, as routine political hyperbole. But maybe the time has come to examine the words and their meaning. This is so because “oil” is widely used as the great engine of human avarice. In years — and centuries — gone by, the devil word was “gold.” It was gold that brought out the reserves of evil in men. It ranked with and even exceeded love and sex. Oil could not, of course, go through hobgoblinization until its uses were discovered. But now it is used as the commonplace agent of evil.
What needs to be said about oil is that it IS worth fighting for. We would all agree that air and water are necessities. Without them life instantly ends. Without oil, life does not end, but life radically changes….
Only the super-rich can afford to be haughtily condescending about things like oil (evil incarnate) and the environment (to be protected regardless of the cost in jobs and GDP).
UPDATED:
Mike Brock takes out similarly minded lefties who begrudge any signs of happiness among Teresa’s “common people”:
[T]his morning, I had a discussion with somebody at a local coffee shop….
“Do you know what really bothers me?” he says, “all of these middle-class people making $40,000 a year, living out in the suburbs thinking their lives are so great. They actually think because they have a house and two cars in the driveway, that they are living on the up and up”.
“Are you aware that you are evil?” I asked him. He responded only with a blank stare.
“You resent that people have found relative happiness in their lives. You would seek to convince them that they should be depressed,” I said to him straightly.
He then announced his theory that the only reason they were happy, is because the bourgeois and corporations had brainwashed them into thinking that they were happy, when they really are not.
I’ve only recently started to pay attention to this mindset among left-wingers, but now that I’m really looking at it, I realize just how evil and shallow some people are. How can you resent somebody for finding happiness on a modest income? What the hell is wrong with these people?…
These people will only accept the happiness of others if it’s happiness in the context of what they deem to be an appropriate way of living. The fact that Joe Anybody doesn’t complain about working 8-hour days, 5-days a week, and enjoys his weekend doing home improvements and going out to dinner with his family, bothers these people deeply. They don’t want these people to be happy. They want to remind them that they live a meager lifestyle, and they are slaves to capitalism, and that they should be resentful of our society….
These people…seek only to lower the spirits [of] and bring grief [to] the average person, in order to satisfy their own personal insecurities.
Yep. Insecurity (emotional if not financial) breeds an unfounded sense of superiority.
(Thanks to Megan McArdle for the tip about Buckley’s piece, and to The Monger for the tip about Mike Brock’s post.)
In lieu of “About Us” (with links to biographical sketches of the bloggers), the sidebar at pandragon.net has this: “Who We Be”. Is it okay for the liberal, white bloggers at pandragon.net to mock ghetto English? A libertarian or conservative blog would be considered racist for a similar lapse of taste.
Like Bill Clinton, the “boyz” at pandragon.net (and they are boys) can get away with it because “their hearts are in the right place.” Ha!
The liberal mindset can be summed up as “no trust, no respect, no responsibility”:
It’s a blend of superiority and condescension that seeks to suppress individuality and self-reliance in the name of “rationality” and “compassion”.
Kerry says, “The ethical test of a good society is how it treats its most vulnerable members.” True. But Kerry — as a typical liberal — equates “society” with “government”. He sees government as a parent-surrogate, upon which we depend for food, clothing, shelter, medical care, and psychological satisfaction. He has no conception of government as a “night watchman” — a neutral protector who defends us from predators so that we may advance beyond dependency and fulfill our potential.
According to an article at Wired, the Computing Technology Industry Association earlier this month asked Bush and Kerry to answer these 12 questions:
* What government training, education and certification policies can help make American technology workers more competitive in the global economy?
* What is the appropriate role of the federal and state governments regarding Internet telephony and other similar Internet applications?
* What should the federal government do to address the issue of cyber security?
* What is the appropriate role for the federal government in addressing concerns about content over the Internet?
* What should federal policy be toward protecting intellectual property on the Internet -recognizing the harmless role played by mere conduits – and facilitating the free flow of ideas based on those creations?
* What should the federal government do to encourage widespread broadband deployment to businesses and homes?
* What should the federal government’s role be in regard to protecting personal privacy on the Internet?
* What should the federal government’s role be in regard to SPAM?
* What should the federal government do to encourage innovation and the broader use of wireless services that rely on unlicensed spectrum?
* How can the federal government help small businesses better compete in the global, Internet-based economy?
* How can the federal government better encourage investment in both basic and applied research and development?
* How important is the IT industry to the growth and development of this nation?
To ask such questions suggests that the federal government should interfere in the development and use of information technology. That’s the last thing the federal government should do. If the tech industry is left to its own devices, intense competition will lead us to better, cheaper, and more secure IT. If the government gets involved, everything will be worse — with censorhip thrown in.
Holden at First Draft writes:
An anonymous commenter tipped me to a rumor that my hometown paper, the Austin American-Statesman, is planning to endorse Bush this weekend.
Frankly, I’m shocked. The Statesman‘s editorial page has been quite critical of Bush lately, and they’ve been endorsing several democrats in local races such as Mark Strama and Kelly White for state representatives over DeLay-whores Jack Stick and Todd Baxter. But this is no time to take anything for granted.
Make your views known. Anon suggests contacting publisher Mike Laosa: mlaosa@statesman.com or calling the paper at (512) 445-3500.
You might also try editorial page editor Arnold Garcia (512)445-3667 or sending an e-mail to editors@statesman.com.
Act now, espicially those of you in the Austin area.
Gee whiz! Can lefties be so deluded as to think that a newspaper’s endorsement makes a dime’s worth of difference to voters? Bush will take the electoral votes of Texas regardless of anything the Statesman or any other Texas newspaper has to say about the election.
My advice to First Draft fans: Don’t waste your time by calling or writing the Statesman. In fact, don’t waste your time by going to the polls on Nov. 2.
UPDATED
Eschaton is atwitter (scandalized? horrified?) at the possibility that the NRA is funding Stolen Honor, the anti-Kerry film about to be aired by Sinclair Broadcasting. I guess that makes Stolen Honor especially unworthy of consideration. Anything associated with the NRA must, by definition, be EVIL!!!
To top it off, Sinclair Broadcasting is exercising its First Amendment right in airing Stolen Honor, and the chairman of the FCC has said that the FCC won’t intervene to stifle Sinclair.
Frustrating days for the left.
UPDATE
Sinclair has backed down, in the face of legal and political pressure. Another example of legislation by litigation. It stinks.
But remember this, lefties, what goes around comes around.
Just a bit of bomb-throwing for a quiet evening:
1. When it comes to intelligence, people aren’t created equal.
2. People of lower intelligence tend to pursue instant gratification in favor of long-term rewards.
3. Therefore, democracy undermines liberty because:
a. Those who seek instant gratification have inordinate influence over the outcome of elections.
b. Those who seek political power can gain it by appealing to those who seek instant gratification.
c. This confluence of interests eats away the constraints on government that are the bulwark of liberty.