Friend: Johnny shouldn’t play so rough with that cat, it will scratch him.
“Liberal” parent: Johnny is just exploring his boundaries.
“Liberal” parent: Bad kitty. Johnny didn’t mean to hurt you, he was just being himself.
Soon-to-be ex-friend: Kitty was just being herself — and defending herself.
Parent: Johnny, where are you going?
Parent: What are you going to do?
Parent: When will you be home?
Johnny: I don’t know.
“Liberal” parent: Well, have a good time. It’s important to explore your boundaries.
Parent who actually cares about Johnny: Your answers are unacceptable. You’re grounded until you are honest with me. I may not be able to keep you from getting in trouble, but I can at least warn you of some of the dangers you might face. You’ll hate me now, but you’ll thank me in the long run — and I want you to live long enough to become a parent and behave responsibly toward your children, as I’m doing.
“Liberal” voter: I’m going to vote for the city’s proposed bond issues.
“Liberal” voter: Because the city will be able to do good things for residents if the bonds are approved.
Friend: What has happened to your property taxes over the past 10 years?
“Liberal” voter: They’ve more than doubled.
Friend: Why do you suppose they’ve doubled?
“Liberal” voter: Beats me, I’m no accountant.
Friend: You don’t suppose they’ve more than doubled because of the bond issues that have been approved in the past 10 years?
“Liberal” voter: Could be, but think of all the great things the city has done.
Friend: For you?
“Liberal” voter: Not for me, but for the disadvantaged people of this city. There are affordable housing projects and subsidies, for example.
Soon-to-be ex-friend: Did you ever stop to think that do-good voting has lots of unintended consequences? Hasn’t housing become less affordable because of the taxes engendered by bond issues? Aren’t affordable-housing tracts high-crime areas? Don’t larger city payrolls soak up much of the revenues from bonds? Couldn’t you have made substantial charitable contributions if your taxes hadn’t more than doubled in the past 10 years? What about your own children and their college educations, which have become exorbitantly expensive? Do you value the welfare of strangers — which won’t be affect much by the city’s programs — over the welfare of your own children. Do you believe that poor people are incapable of working hard and saving money to afford better housing, just as you and your parents did, or do you believe that they should be taught dependency on government? In summary, do you ever think before you vote, or do you just vote to feel good about yourself?
Generic “liberal”: I hope the migrant caravan reaches the U.S. border and overwhelms the government’s efforts to stop it.
Friend: Why do you hope that?
Generic “liberal”: Well, for one thing, borders are arbitrary. Everyone has the right to go anywhere in the world in an effort to benefit himself or herself.
Friend: You don’t believe in the sovereignty of the United States and the duty of the government to defend the territory of the United States? You don’t believe that illegal immigrants (to call them what they are) place a burden on America’s social infrastructure, a burden that taxpayers must bear — most of whom never reap the supposed benefits of immigration? You don’t believe that immigrant hordes include a disproportionate number of criminals, many of whom have been known to commit violent crimes against U.S. citizens? You don’t believe that the effect of mass, low-skill immigration is to reduce the wages and employment prospects of the economically disadvantaged Americans about whom you care so much?
Generic “liberal”: Well, all I know is that people have a right to go anywhere in search of betterment.
Soon-to-be ex-friend: So its okay if an illegal immigrant squats in your house, eats your food, and uses your credit cards?
Generic “liberal”: That’s different.
Soon-to-be ex-friend: No, it’s the same. You think it’s different because you’re wealthy enough not to be bothered by somewhat higher taxes — unlike the residents of your city who are being squeezed out by higher taxes. You live and work in places where you’re unlikely to be a victim of a violent immigrant. Your high-paying won’t be jeopardized by an influx of illegal immigrants. You are just a hypocrite.