What’s Wrong With Baseball?

A short list:

Long commercial breaks.

Too many players on a team, especially pitchers.

Too many pitching changes.

Small playing fields.

Butterfly-net gloves.

Loud music (sic) and exploding scoreboards.

Too many young kids in the stands.

Roaming concessionaires clogging aisles and blocking views.

Hairy players.

Interviews with players (especially hairy ones).

Interviews with managers and coaches.

More than one announcer in the booth.

Night games.

Small strike zones.